Happy As A Clam



It’s hard to disguise the bitterness here. So I didn’t. There is a slight chance they’ll be so flattered they are younger than you that they’ll skim over the ‘slut’ part. The slut part is really more for you. It just feels so good to have it there.

  • Card measures 4.25" x 5.5"
  • 130lb paper, 100% recycled, FSC certified
  • Card comes with a recycled Kraft brown bag envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve
  • Victoria, BC, Canada
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