Mid-Life Crisis
$6.00
If they can't spring for a yacht or a sports car they could probably just take up surfing or wear a lot of cropped skinny jeans. I'll leave it to you to make those suggestions.
- Card measures 4.25" x 5.5"
- 130lb recycled paper
- Comes with a recycled Kraft brown bag envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve
- Victoria, BC, Canada
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